Wasting Time On the Interweb

It's a favourite hobby, shallow though that may be.
Yesterday I filled a virtual basket at net-a-porter with about 10k's worth of designer dresses I couldn't afford and had no intention of actually buying. ( you might be right, I might be weird )
It's very therapeutic. I ordered one of these :
http://www.net-a-porter.com/product/42269
A snip at £1400, don't you think ?
And these ( not to go with the same outfit, I hasten to add )
http://www.net-a-porter.com/product/48255
And obviously, handbags a plenty :
http://www.net-a-porter.com/product/38546
Then I emptied my virtual basket and drove to Matalan where I bought a black papaya t-shirt for £4. Stella McArtney wouldn't sell a black tee for less than a fiver, would she ? !